So, you think that hormotioal isn’t a real word? Well, you are right and wrong, because I made it up, and I am making it a word!
Let’s start with a definition of emotional, shall we? "Expressing emotion, easily effected by emotions, any agitation of the mind.”
See? That just does’t work. If you were to tell a man “I am having an agitation of my mind”, well, I can already see the expression on his face; confusion and fear at least. So I have coined a word that I think most of us women-young or old-can identify with - HORMOTIONAL.
What is the definition of hormotional? - "An unpredictable and irrational yet reliable and completely true state of a woman’s mind and heart when her hormones inflict a nauseating openness into her soul that are usually perceived by others as crazy, illogical and (my personal favorite), state of not thinking clearly. “
An example - husband is trying to help his beloved wife who has a fever and an ear infection. However, the wife is feeling very hormotional and tells him to take care of what he needs to take care of for his trip-his up coming, male loaded, gun toting, week long hunting trip. Feeling “hormotional” she knows that he loves her and is taking care of her, but RIGHT THIS MINUTE she just isn’t feelin’ the love. She is feeling “He loves me, he doesn’t love me; I am glad he can go on this trip, how can he leave me when I need him so; I am not pretty to him, even a moose is more attractive than me; leave me alone because I am so ugly; don’t leave me alone or I know that you don’t love me.”
Is there any other woman who has experienced this hormotionalism? Come on girls, we need to stand together. Please don’t leave me standing alone, or I might become overly agitated in my mind!!!